Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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