You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My life is pants optional.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
