i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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