Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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