Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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