did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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