i just google imaged poop.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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