She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
kristin has been a bad kristin
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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