Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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