Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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