Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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