Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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