Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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