Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
