I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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