You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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