So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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