She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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