so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I intend to get homeless drunk
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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