My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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