I am in a vortex of obligation.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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