There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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