Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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