My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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