So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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