Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So squirting runs in the family.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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