so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
