I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I need a burrito and a hug.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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