Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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