I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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