I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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