Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
is it fun? or sober?
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