I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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