I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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