i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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