That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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