Sry I called you an 8
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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