i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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