I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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