So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
