and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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