I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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