I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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