no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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