yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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