did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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