It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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