How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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