just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
