But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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