Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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