This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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