I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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