I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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