Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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