i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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